Tuesday, October 05, 2004

The Strange Case of the Shocker: "It is a gesture meant to indicate a sexual act, wherein the first and second fingers enter a vagina, while the errant pinky plunges into the anus; hence the 'shock'. The gesture, the province of minds quite filthy in nature, has taken on other, more explicit names: 'Two in the pink and one in the stink', 'two in the coot and one in the boot', 'going to town with one in the brown'. Yes, quite rude, quite crude... but a minimal impact, considering its relative obscurity and difficult explanation. You can imagine Cokefair's eyes tearing up with anger as he flipped through the photographs; smiling faces, blushing with youth and vitality, innocently holding up a signal representing digital sodomy and sexual manipulation. The despair in the room, the struggle to decide what to do, must have been palpable."

Ironic, but the thing that scares Principal Cokefair gives me hope. Check out a few of the pictures, including the girl who gets it wrong with one hand while her two friends get it right with both hands. They're 'happy together'...

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