Friday, June 04, 2004

Ducks have regional accents: "According to the research team, Cornish ducks have a 'chilled out' rural quack while wide-boy London ducks have an unpleasant shouting quack which they used to distract hapless foreigners before making off with their wallets and mobile phones."

I'll take two chilled-out ducks with plum sauce, please.

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